Well....today it's a off for me...so was super super slacking at home...browsing thru the net...having my once in a blue moon power nap...everything seems to be back to normal...just for this day...and next thing you know...i'm back to hell...dotz...

Anyway...was browsing through the net...and found some real funny jokes...well...for me its funny thou...here it goes...

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.....

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....

Well...a joke a day kills the boredom away...lol...